PETA and you

Wanna know one group of people that pisses me off? Probably not, but that ain't stopping me. I hate vegetarians. Sure, I bet they are nice people, but they have some of the dumbest ideas.

It's meat for cripes sake! Humans have been eating it for thousands of years now. But apparently, it's wrong to kill a lesser being on the planet to provide sustanace for you and your family. No, but if they had their way, we'd all be eating soy burgers and wheatgerm shakes,

And it's not all vegetarians either. My uncle doesn't eat meat because of his health (diabetes and the like). One of my teachers doesn't eat meat because of religious (not to hate, but what good religion doesn't allow the eating of any meat?). It's the ones out there that don't eat meat because of the animals themselves.

Yeah, animals are people too, we've head the rhetoric before. Personally, I don't see the comparison. I don't see chickens driving to work everyday, or pigs that go shopping for bargain prices at Wal-mart. Most of them don't even walk on two legs! How can any sane person make such a stupid statement?

And it's these types that run PETA. People Eat Tasty Animals they aint. These are a bunch of morons grouped together to allow the "ethical" treatment of animals. Unless I live on Mars or something, last time I checked "ethical" didn't mean "same rights as people". See, it's not cool to kill an animal. No, we must free them, allow them to move in, rent out rooms. You know, all those "ethical" ideas.

How immature and juvenile do they have to be. Instead of boycotting companies who make fur coats, they throw paint on the fur coats of others. They walk around in the nude to protest the killing of animals. I may not be on the board or something, but I fail to see how running around naked=rights for animals...

And they're allowed to do this! They have rallies every year, run their mornonic campaignes, throw paint on fur coats and not pay restitution. It's the crazies like these we should be booting out of the country, not the Mexicans.

And the cult is tax-exempt! No taxes for the paint throwing, animal killing, crazies. Tell me, do you equate killing chickens to killing jewish humans? Is eating at KFC the same as eating the cooked remains of Holocaust victims? Please say no, or I'd have to add you to the list of people to kick out when I become president. And training elephants in the circus is slavery? Please tell me they aren't serious...

Not that I'm advocating the cruel treatment of animals either. No puppy kicking or performing open-heart surgery on your still awake goldfish. Try to strike a good balance between "making fido eat dirt" and "feeding fido filet-mingion every night".

So kids, if a PETA crazy comes up to you on the street corner, what should you do? A) Spit in their eyes and kick dust on their fake fur jackets? B) Shove three cheeseburges down their throat. Or C) Wack them in the face with a stuffed beaver? That's right class, you get a cookie if you picked all of the above.

So, In closing, if they want to save the chickens,

PETA, GTFO!